A collaborative, synergistic, Web 2.0 online community leveraging white board thought leadership
Posted in Tech Speak on May 1st, 2008
I just received my 10am meeting reminder and pissed my pants when I read the title of the meeting, “DR Filer Capabilties Level Setting”. What the F? How dare you? I feel violated for having to attend in the first place. However, I am impressed with his jargtastic capabilities.
UPDATE NOW THAT THE MEETING IS DONE:
So […]
Posted in business speak on Apr 29th, 2008
Onboarding (verb).
Formal definition - The orientation process for new employees. The time when the new employee learns about the department and the company, benefits, policies, etc.
Realistic definition - The corporate equivalent of waterboarding. The time when the company tries to suffocate the new employee with archaic terms, ridiculous policies and fantastic […]
